Saturday, July 7, 2012

"RUNS - Why Worry with the New Hinz's Magnetic Automatic Hosiery Mender?
They can be mended in a jiffy. Reknits the original stitch."

"The only mender which can be operated by an amateur."

Really? Read these instructions and I dare you to figure out how to use this thing. It starts with a small wineglass...and you'll need a large one for drinking by the time you get your first nylon repaired.

Remember, "Now lay mender down while you stretch the runner as tight as possible lengthwise - but not crosswise. This is the most important part of the operation."

But if you cannot work this, "You are not completing your stroke clear up and clear down."

I think I'll leave it there.

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